CSK Lost IPL because of Bob Biswas !

Scene 1 

Dhoni is talking to Srinivasan. They are plotting on how to win the IPL final. 

Srinivasan: "Tension mat lo kanna, simple solution hain. After Shah Rukh Khan enters the stadium, uska cigarette chori kar do. Jab cigarette kay liyay tadpega, ek cigarette dikhao aur bolo 'laga phone Gambhir ko aur bolo match har ne ko'. Simple kanna"  

Scene 2 

Nicotine denied Shah Rukh calls Gambhir when he is padding up. 

Shah Rukh : "Ga Ga Ga Gambhir, cigarette milna mushkil hi nahin na mumkin hain". He is weeping on the phone 

Gambhir: "Abbay, kaun hai bay?"

Srini realizing this is not going anywhere grabs the phone from Shah Rukh Khan and says "Gambhir kanna".

Gambhir: "Kaun hai bay?"

Srini: "Gambhir, rishtey main to ham tumhara baap hain, naam hai Srinivasan"  

Gambhir: "Sorry Sir. Samaj may nahin aya. Boliye Sir"

Srini:"Shah Rukh ko cigarette chayiya. Meray paas cigarette hain. Tum apna wicket loose karo jaldi aur Shah Rukh ko cigarette pilayengay. Simple"

Gambhir: "Done Sir" 

Scene 3 

Gambhir gets out on cue. But Bisla has other plans. Bisla is going for it. Dhoni sees the writing on the wall. He calls Virat Kohli on the phone.   

Dhoni: "Virat ! mainay aaj tak tum say kuch nahin manga. Aaj mang rahan hoon. Yeh IPL mujhe de de. Yeh IPL mujhe de de"

Virat : "Saalay, World cup may har match main pressure time may khela aur jitaya. Yahan tak ki final may bhi fight marna pada. Mangtay hi rehten ho. Last week DC say harnay ko kahan. Woh bi kiya"

Dhoni : "World Cup to desh kay liyey tha. Ye meray liyey. Please"

Virat: "Sirjee, pressure may aap ka funday gol hogaye. Yeh final hain. Yahan pe RCB koi help nahin kar sakte tumay"

Dhoni: "Kya?! RCB help nahin karegi to kaisay chalega. RCB ko hamay help karna hi padega."

Virat (with Amitabh voice now): "Aay Dhoni! yeh gali ka gilli danda match nahin hain, ye IPL ka Final hain, khudh khelo, khudh jeeto". 

Final Scene

Desperate Dhoni sends Bob Biswas an MMS photo of Manoj Tiwary. Bob does not turn up for some time. Dhoni calls him. Dhoni: "Bob, kidhar hain bay?"

Bob Biswas:"Auto walay say lad rahan hoon". Dhoni can hear voices in the background

'Das Takka. Ten Rupees ...  PATHHU  rupaiyyaa ! Dai yenna? jujubeea kekray'

Bob Biswas is still bargaining with the auto driver in Chennai when Manoj Tiwary scores the final boundary.